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Okay, so my teacher just told me this joke:
Person: What are you doin’ in the wardrobe?
Other person: narni’yah business!(via saert)
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12 reasons why Leonardo Dicaprio desereves an fucking Oscar
- Have you watched titanic? well it’s fucking beautiful so you should.
- He is an fucking amazing actor
- He’s the most fucking handsome man on earth
- I want to fuck him
- It’s fucking obvious that he deserves one
- Did you fucking see him in Titanic?
- He can make more girls cry than a fucking asshole
- He fucking dies in most of the movies (what a fucking sacrifice)
- Fuck, have you seen Titanic?
- To hear his name is a fucking turnon
- God damn he’s just fucking perf, it’s so fucking stupid of the fuckers in the oscar committee to not fucking give him one
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Love is a mystery: 12 reasons why Leonardo Dicaprio desereves an fucking Oscar- Have you... 
12 reasons why Leonardo Dicaprio desereves an fucking Oscar
- Have you watched titanic? well it’s fucking beautiful so you should.
- He is an fucking amazing actor
- He’s the most fucking handsome man on earth
- I want to fuck him
- It’s fucking obvious that he deserves one
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He doesn’t love me as much as I love him. I’ll break if he leaves me, but he won’t even notice if I leave him…
(via saert)
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“I don’t sleep. I blink for extended periods of time.” — Joseph Reichert (via saert) -
“Even though life is hard, it’s worth it. As long as you keep trying it gets better” -
(via pure-felicity)
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Oh my god I want that dog!
(via g-uys)
